Die Geilsten Zitate

Sarge · Ass Anmeldedatum: 10.09.2007 Beiträge: 56 Wohnort: London

Naja... muss sagen... der WoW thread hat mich inspiriert doch ein Thema auf machen fuer die besten informatik / programmierer / zocker Zitate die es so gibt:

Hier mal ein paar Kostproben Very Happy

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The floppy will be the wrong size.

If you hit two keys on the keyboard, the one you don't want will appear on the screen.

No matter how long you shop for an item, after you've bought it, it will be on sale cheaper.

The computer only crashes when printing a document you haven't saved.

you make a copy of your system configuration nine out of ten times,
the tenth time is the only time you will need it.

The one piece of data you're absolutely sure is correct, isn't.

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Nine megs for the secretaries fair,
Seven megs for the hackers scarce,
Five megs for the grads in smoky lairs,
Three megs for system source;

One disk to rule them all,
One disk to bind them,
One disk to hold the files
And in the darkness grind 'em.
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Des waren mal ne paar Smile

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sukram

Da sag ich nur:

http://www.german-bash.org/action/top/
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Sarge · Ass Anmeldedatum: 10.09.2007 Beiträge: 56 Wohnort: London

Hast recht.. die sind echt Geil!

Hinzufuegen moechte ich noch:

http://www.generationterrorists.com/quotes/computers.html

Mfg

Sarge
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